I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize