so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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