How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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