I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
My ATM looks so different sober.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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