i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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