what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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