I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
