We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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