Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
her vagine was all disorganized.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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