he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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