I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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