you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My dad just said "fuck circus"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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