I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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