no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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