No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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