wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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