sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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