Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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