"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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