thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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