Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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