She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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