just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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