I love black thongs
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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