then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
