Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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