I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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