i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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