you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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