I puked a lego.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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