school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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