Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
