i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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