"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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