Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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