You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Couch. On fire.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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