New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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