Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
