Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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