dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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