he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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