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(773): View more from Illinois

Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?

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(770): View more from Georgia

If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.

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(409): View more from Texas

Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.

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(949): View more from California

I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage

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(410): View more from Maryland

he was CRYING into my vagina

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(703): View more from Virginia

like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.

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(571): View more from Virginia

she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.

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(406): View more from Montana

So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"

(1-704): View more from North Carolina

That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.

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