Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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