Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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