I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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