Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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