Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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