Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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