I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
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