i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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