the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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