The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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